When Madea Tries a New “Green Diet”…
Madea decided to start a healthy lifestyle and try a new green smoothie diet. It lasted exactly 47 seconds.
After taking her very first sip, her eyes popped out and she yelled:
“Lord have mercy! What in the grass-clipping hell is this?! This tastes like somebody mowed the lawn, mixed it with pond water, and served it with an attitude! I am a woman of stature, not a damn cow!”
She threw the blender right into the trash, pulled a piece of aluminum foil with fresh fried chicken out of her giant purse, and muttered: “If the Lord wants to take me, he’s gonna take me full and happy, not starved on liquid weeds!”
Madea’s Lesson of the Day: Never trust a meal you can drink through a straw! 🍗😂
